/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37953057
Okay...

>>35592252

Erika-chama...

>>34327944
You just know if anyone tried to fight her she'd pull out the discombobulate routine.

How can other women even compete against Erika, it's just not fair...

How in the world did she get cheated on, I will never understand.

Engaging in a normal romantic relationship with the detective Erika Furudo. After a couple of months pass, I begin to talk on the phone frequently with unknown people. I try to emphasize the words "hit list, murder, and weapons" loud enough so Erika can faintly hear. I arrange large heavy packages outside of the house so Erika can find them, she slowly starts to grow more and more suspicious of me. One day I leave the house with a large duffle bag, Erika asks me where I'm going and I say that I'm going to the gym. As I reach for the duffle bag, a slip of paper falls out of my pocket. A pretend that I didn't notice and proceed to walk out of the house and drive away. Erika reads the slip of paper and sees a large list of names, half of them are crossed out. Erika is forced to choose between love or justice, she promptly walks into the kitchen, grabs a kitchen knife and waits at the door. After idly driving around for a couple of hours, I begin to make my way home. Once I begin to approach the house I observe that all of the lights are out, I step out of my car and make my way to the front door. As I reach to open the door, it suddenly swings open and Erika is on the other side staring at me with an ominous smile. She guides me to the kitchen and says that dinner must be cold by now, I ask what we're having for dinner and Erika says "It's a surprise". I nervously sit down and Erika blindfolds me, Erika says that she is going to heat up the food so I wait. To my surprise, some sort of liquid is being splashed on me, and in an instant, flames arise. As I lay on the ground writhing in agony, Erika glares at me with a disdainful look, she drops a knife in front of me, she giggles and says "Go on, this is an act of mercy!" I clumsily reach for the knife and begin to hack away at my disgusting scorched body, I try to cut my wrists but my body is unable to function properly because of the pain. I begin to panic and I drop the knife, I start slamming my head on the ground hoping that I pass out. My body grows sluggish as I inch closer to death, the flames have completely burned all of my nerve endings only leaving a human-shaped lump of cooked meat. My soul leaves its broken body and makes its way to the golden land where I can be at peace.​

>>33881613
I have been in a perpetual state of Erika Syndrome, I do not plan on seeking treatment.

>>33823165
>>>/e/rika+is+my+wife+in+real+life

I want Erika to trap me in a cage and feed me with chopsticks, if I refuse to let her feed me, she will stab me in the eye with the chopstick and leave me to starve.

>>33699920
This but with Erika (forma de intellectual rapado).

I love this little psychopath, I want to trap her inside of my dark basement and chase her around with a knife. Once she finally gives in to despair, I give her head pats and then set her free. When my back is faced towards her, she quickly runs up to me, takes the knife from my hand, stabs me multiple times in the back, and disappears.

What would you do with my beloved Erika-chan?

Erika-chan a kyute

I want Erika to abandon me in the middle of a forest without food or water for days. As my body begins to lose strength and energy, Erika walks back to my paralyzed body and drags me away to a nearby river where she pushes me into the water and watches me drift away, never to be seen again.

>>>/e/rika+is+my+gf+and+i+will+treat+her+well

Erika-chan kawaii

I want Erika to hit me until I cry

>>33498160
>>>/e/rika+furudo+is+real+and+she+belongs+to+me