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Which Kuroko would you fuck /jp/

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Imagine if Kuroko was more coarse in her language and mannerisms. Would /jp/ still consider her cute or would she get tossed aside for a new ojou-sama?

>>7406344
come to #kuroko and we can talk about our favourite animays

backup plan: #/jp/

>>6706966

Do not fear, I'll post Kuroko thread on Tohno-chan!

>>6662111

So you're interested? Wao~

Notice that only my nationality has changed. Continue browsing /jp/

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I'm a hardcore fan of Railgun, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Academy City where I would often train with Misaka at Tokiwadai and help Kuroko with Judgement work, but one day as I was talking to Kuroko, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!" This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Dormleader and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for Judgement, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "The Dormleader said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works, but make sure you put the gun in your mouth for better accuracy, If you can't afford a gun, jump off a very VERY tall building, I wouldn't recommend pills because it's not a guaranteed method of dying, you could just get really really sick and be hospitalized." I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and purchased a gun (I'll even post the gun with receipt, if you want) But Friday I might actually kill himself because that dream just felt too fucking real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>go to /jp/
>full of virgin nerd autistic basement dwellers
>mfw

It's nice to see you taking on more responsibility, Saten. We'll have a nice tea party before the shifts switch at night.

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