/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22021961
Because Unicorn-san keeps dragging her to bars.

>>20723856
>"Dear, I heard you got a new boyfriend, and I'm so proud! You're growing up so fast!"
>"Thanks mom, I was really worried he would say no." the young unicorn says with a light blush
>"Of course he wouldn't so no, you're beautiful! Now, to get started on his harem I would recommend getting a kikimora to help with the house work, you could get a shoggoth too if he's into that but personally it changes the house too much for me."
>"I don't think he needs a maid."
>"Hmm? But Sarah has been such a big help! didn't you like the food she made for you? Your husband would appreciate it."
>"I… I don't want to be in a harem."
>The bicorn gasps
>"You would be so selfish as to only let your husband have one woman!? D-did I do something wrong? Was it Sakura? She always hogged your father a bit too much."
>"No, it isn't her! I just think feel it feels more special this way."
>A young manticore runs in and gives the unicorn a hug
>"Hey, I heard you got a date with Marcus. Could I tag along?"
>"No!"
>The manticore turns to the older manticore reading a newspaper nearby
>"Mom, Lisa won't let me go on a date with her boyfriend"
>The maned mother grumbles
>"Let your sister go with you on the date."
>"But Charlotte!"
>"No back talk! I'd threaten to spank you, but I'm afraid Rita is currently using the paddle on your dad.