/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44361818
Or the opposite starts happening.
>chilling at your house
>hear a knock at the door
>open up and it's the pizza guy
>I didn't order pizza
>dude says it's been paid for already and he isn't paid enough to care
>geuss I'm eating pizza tonight
>grab the box and look at the name of who it's supposed to be for
>Tom
>nonononono
>open box
>Chesh ass
>god damn it that's the third one this month!
>she jumps out of the box and runs inside
>high paws her sisters
>"gottem!"
>they grab your arms and start dragging you to bed
>the law of lifting is such bullshit

>>42641386
This was a really good green text thank you anon

>1000th post? Who could behind it?

>>38468874
She'll get me regardless of where I eat.
>>38468884
Nah, mushrooms are gross. It's not the flavor, it's the texture I don't like.

>>37766983
Correct, monster girls do not poop. I don't know about incubuses.

>>37445784
Then trust chesh butt

>>37080078
a chest filling ass or multiple, many options

>>36832504
Everyone point and laugh at anon hahaha his house's insulation is cat ass hahaha

>>36745789
I ordered the "meat lovers", when I open the box I want to be greeted by a fat cheshire ass winking at me.

>order a box of pizza
>Cheshire pops out of the box having stolen and eaten it already
>get raped by her

>>35566347
Why not just do both?

>>35355937
You'll end up with a Cheshire infestation at that rate.

>>35309932

>>35240356
Wonderland logic

>>35161104
>Ah~

>>35138331
Free cheshire ass with every order.

>>34359677
Pi Day

>>33465014
We have mastered the bait.

>>33101883
This.

>>24498341
That too.

>>24120586
Facts and logic destroyed with big Cheshire ass.

>>22112140
Begin producing lolcats cheshire memepics en masse. Nobody will ever see them the same again.

pizza butts!!

>>19481403
Will you take having a Cheshire delivered with your pizza instead?