/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Shikoku, you little bitch? I'll have you know Nozomi Ishihara graduated top of her class in the Shikoku University, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on inceldom, and she has taken over 300 confirmed virginities. She is trained in monke warfare and she's the top sex instructor in the entire Japanese self defence forces. You are nothing to her but just another virgin. She will wipe you the fuck out with salaciousness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Shikoku over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of JAV autists across Shikoku and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, madarchod. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your chinpo. You're fucking cooming, sir. Nozomi can be anywhere, anytime, and she can drain you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her bare hands. Not only is she extensively trained in unarmed sexo, but she has access to the entire arsenal of Tenga and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little basterd. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will spit cum all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, sir.