/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>your friend has been very smug ever since she turned into a dark mage because thanks to mamono mana even she is significantly physically stronger than you
>she just snatched you right in the middle of your village and princess carried you all the way to her new lair in the woods

>>34625205
>you thought you were going to just go on a nice hike with your magefu while she gathers some alchemy ingredients
>she took you to a part of the countryside with demonic beasts
>the ones in the area are completely docile, but every time you see one she insists you deposit some mana in her just in case it gets violent
>she also has you give her a quick mana surge whenever her "instincts" tell her there might be a possible threat around
>she even asks you to put some mana in her whenever nothing has happened for a while, just so she can be sure that she's topped off
>she finally finds the ingredients she's looking for after stopping for quickies every 5 minutes
>and of course, she's bending over a stump and flipping up her dress, asking for a celebratory mana boost
>at long last she warps the two of you back home
>you're completely drained
>she gives you a quick pat and thanks you for your hard work, then summons up some water for you to take a warm bath
>you close your eyes as you lean back in the tub and try to recover from the fatigue of nutting throughout the entire day
>suddenly feel the weight of her fat mage ass in your lap
>she thinks that it's only fair that you pay her back the mana it took for the water spell
are you really mentally prepared to be a mana dispenser?

Remember, big breasts are indicative of large mana reserves and are a point of pride for dark mages. Feel free to compliment your magic teacher as much as you want regarding this. However, if you bring attention to their fat butts that they get from sitting around all day, they'll quickly fall apart and retaliate with the lewdest spells they know, leading to a much different learning experience.

>>33478719
>dark mage makes you the ultimate mana source to fuel her research
>can't actually make any progress since she's being fucked 24/7 by the indefatigable sex beast she created
>all of her previous research notes have become sodden and ruined after every piece of furniture in her study became simply another prop to fuck on
it's a cautionary tale to all dark mages, enhancing your mana supply is a slippery (heh) slope

>>33055964
nice, I just rolled and got Dark Mage
>you're shitposting as usual in the monster girl thread when the portals open
>immediately bunker down while trying not to panic
>shut the blinds, kill the lights, check the locks
>you'll be fine, you're ready for this
>sit back down before the dim glow of your monitor to check the thread
>the initial massive influx of "IT'S HAPPENING" posts have slowed down considerably
>surely they're just carrying out plans of their own, they couldn't have been taken that quickly
>r-right?
>well, if anything, you can make it through this
>just gotta make the final decision on what sort of qt you're going for and-
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnMhJU6RsYU
>suddenly a dark mage teleports right into the middle of your room with a *pop*
>a second later, your hands and feet are bound with magic
>as you're gently pulled to the floor via magic, you figure you should have known better
>it's just like Mike Tyson said, "everyone has a plan, 'till they have to fuck someone with their mouth"
>as your last futile words of protest are muffled by the mage lowering her wide hips down onto your face, you just hope your bros have put up a better fight...

>>32882616
>mages recklessly using spells past their limits just to impress people
good shit
>A Dark Mage manager is constantly flexing on Anon, the new intern, with acts of excessive magic
>she gives him his tasks for the day, then punctuates her statement with dramatic lightning strikes outside with perfect timing, before teleporting away with her laughter amplified to echo through both time and space
>her employees assume she warped away to another building she oversees
>she's actually 50 feet away in a bathroom stall, brought to her knees and out of breath from the strain
>meanwhile Anon, stressed out from his boss casually messing with the forces of nature, does the usual to unwind: dick around on the internet using his phone on company time
>he steps into the men's bathroom and goes to the far stall
>when he opens it he finds his boss
>she didn't realize she was already too exhausted to even aim her teleport properly
>she's so surprised from the intrusion she spills the mana potion she was uncorking all over her dress
>Anon's mind goes blank as he stares down at the panting, drenched form of his mana-starved boss kneeling in front of him