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>>36969730
In my time if you did anything bad, angels would rape you for thousands of years for it. Now those young ones have it easy.

My favorite Valkyries are the ones that rape you repeatedly under the excuse of divine will

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>>35265022
Nonsense

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>>34670438
Sounds like you just dissed an angel. That warrants the punishment of triple rape in public.

>>34589563
My angel lawyer is gonna maker her statemen-

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>>34502145
Oh we got smartasses over here. 2 months.
>>34501845
>volunteer
>for rape
That’s not how it works
>>34502094
>questioning the word of god
3 years

>>34465296
Why do angels and priest girls guilt-rape people so much?

Sure are a lot of monsterfucking sinners in this thread

>Go jog in public
>When you drop your guard Cupid pulls down your pants, underwear included
>Valkyrie claims streaking is a grave crime and you shall have to ejaculate thrice right now as penance. She already unties her armor
>you claim Cupid stripped (You). “She is even sniffing my boxers, officer!”
>”Incriminating an angel is an even worse crime. Now it’s a one week of rape”
>They hold you immobilized and start the sentence. Greenworms and Cheshire cats on the street start laughing and masturbating to you
>You try to argue you need to get back home.
>”We will not release a convicted criminal, but we will allow you to pay your sentence in home for the sake of public order”
>You tell the location. They just start flapping their wings. Turns out they will carry you mid-rape home. You really aren’t talking your way from this
>the week passes and whatever arguments and struggles you make during the constant rape just doubled your sentence instead. The only times your dick has fresh air are the small intervals between Valkyrie and Cupid changing shifts and choosing different body parts to bully it. The free angel tends to take care of the household chores in your life
>2nd week ends. The angels decide to gift you with 1 week of sex for your good behavior. You try to politely decline with all the manners you learned through those weeks.
>In front of your humbleness, it’s now two weeks
>Now it’s Cupid’s time to ra- have sex with you. Valkyrie uses her free time to take measurements of your ring finger
>You slowly realize where this is leading
What do in this situation, sinners?