/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Tall powerful demons would show off their human boy that they have trapped in their clothes to other demons.

Haha I am weak to tall demons

>Life in the Demon Kingdom
>Everything is bureaucratic hell
>You need to sign a contract to just buy groceries
>And don't forget to read the fine print in 8 point cursive font that's their excerpts from Lorem Ipsum to fill the page or giving your soul away to the cashier
>All the workplaces are nothing but pencil pushing, paper shuffling, unheard sexual harassment charges, of cubicle hell
>None of the work even means anything it's just pure administrative hell for the sole purpose of torturing the workers
>Yet the boss still expects those reports at the end of the day when the printer line is miles long
>And no she won't accept them in email form
>Also remember to clock out right at the end of your shift, not a minute early or late, otherwise they'd have to dock your pay but don't forget your boss still expects those reports
>Even out of the workplace it's hell, literally and figuratively
>If you thought Singapore was crazy, it's worse here
>Fines for stepping on the cracks on sidewalks, jaywalking is always punished with jail time, etc.
>Don't mention the DMV either
>Those that utter those 3 cursed letters are instantly teleported there in a pillar of flame
>Only way out is too fill a forum of exit that allow you to leave
>Line is also 7 thousand freedom units long at any time
>Only other way to leave is to sign another forum with some nice demons who walk around the line asking if anyone wants to leave
>Those that do sign get to leave only to be greeted by their new mistress