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She introduced herself as Lady Patchouli Knowledge, and I asked if she was the one who assembled this impressive library. She slowly nodded, and I noted with relief that the fireball had faded away. I remarked on how impressive it was, and I could tell she was pleased to hear it. I asked her if she was a witch, and she told me that she was, and had lived here for much of the past hundred years. I asked her if she would tell me more, and after considering for a moment, Lady Patchouli called out loud for tea, at which point two steaming cups appeared on the table as if by magic. I could tell she was pleased when I appeared suitably surprised, After taking a sip (it was rather excellent tea), Lady Patchouli began talking. She told me about how her magic worked, as well as how she amassed her collection of books and grimoires. A lot of it went over my head, and I truthfully did start feeling a little bored toward the end, but I persevered because she had a certain ethereal beauty about her despite the robes all but swallowing up any details about her body. Her eyes were dark, but gleamed with a sharp intelligence.
I don't know how long I was sat there, but it felt like at least an hour. After zoning out for a bit, I snapped back to reality when I heard Lady Patchouli ask how I'd ended up in her library in the first place. I told her that Marisa had arranged it, and she froze. I froze too, because at this point, I feel like I'm developing a sixth sense for knowing when I'm in danger of hospitalization. She slowly asked if I meant Marisa Kirisame, and asked what exactly she had arranged. When I told her that I thought I was here to meet a prospective girl, she all but laughed out loud, which shortly after devolved into a coughing fit. I thought about patting her on the back, but decided that I probably wasn't that familiar with her yet. Eventually, she recovered enough to tell me that Marisa was using me as a distraction, so she could steal from the library without getting caught. I wondered if Marisa would really do that, but then remembered what little of her house I had seen. Both the outside and what I could see through the windows was a mess, and I could definitely believe that a stolen book or ten were hidden away in there.
Anyway, Lady Patchouli told me that she'd leave me, but would have to deal with Marisa. Then, she took to the air and disappeared into the distance, at which point I started to hear loud explosions and the sound of those massive laser beams that Marisa fires. This went on for a while and I wondered if I should go and investigate, but before I could, Lady Patchouli floated back down, dragging a smoking Marisa, who was now a little more than slightly singed with her other arm. She dumped her on the table and told me to "Take her to Eientei before the only thing she's good for is a nice barbeque."
So, that's how my meeting with Patchouli Knowledge ended. She seemed nice enough, I suppose. A bit withdrawn, maybe a little dangerous. I reached Eientei a couple hours later, and Doctor Yagokoro greeted me at the door. She seemed visibly disappointed when she realised that I was uninjured. I think that's the first time I've seen her display an emotion at all. I dropped Marisa off after getting a reassurance that it was "Far from the first time Miss Kirisame has been attacked in this way." As I was leaving, Doctor Yagokoro stopped me. She stared at me with those cold grey eyes of hers, and just when I thought I was about to break, she spoke. "It would be best if you came in for a check-up soon. I want to see if any of that divine luck has rubbed off on you." I was about to ask if she somehow knew that I'd met Miss Tenshi, but she slid the door to the clinic shut before I could. I guess she was talking about the first time I met her, in midair. Why would she know about the second time? It's not like she knows where I am.
I guess Marisa is out of commission for a while. Maybe I'll ask Miss Junko about those girls she mentioned. I wonder if any of them have blue hair? Or red. I like red. I'll even take a blonde if they don't try and kill me.

>Patchouli in her observatory
Observing the disturbed people ITT

>>41786716
It looks like you have the sample. Here's a better quality version:

https://youtu.be/sI-mu55SyyI
Patchy theme never fails to get me hyped.

>>40639018
Yukari might be nice, although I keep imagining Doremy floating on a cloud somewhere among the stars or Patchy looking at them through her own telescope.