/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Would you let Nue give you a prostate exam?

What are those things on her back called?

Would you let Nue give you a prostate exam?

Would you let Nue give you a prostate exam?

Would you let Nue give you a prostate massage?

>that desk when the dick you're sucking cums poop :(

>hanging out at friend's house, realize I'm thirsty
>friend asks me to get him something while I'm up, it's 2AM and he has to check /jp/ for flanfly
>grab some apple juice from the fridge, pour two cups
>come back to the room, friend glances at me
>"OMG WAIT DON'T DRINK THA--" too late, in mid-sip
>it tastes salty and nasty
>IT'S PISS
>friend pissed in an old Mott's bottle and put it back in the fridge by accident
>why does everyone who browses /jp/ piss in bottles and refrigerate it for future drinking

Have you ever taken a shit in a sock, and then smacked somebody with the sock, and the shit leaked through the fabric pores and left a skid mark on their face?

It's really late. Maybe a good night's sleep will clear my head a little.

Stupid sexy Nue.