/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[images in honor of slappa, now gone for two years]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.

But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.

She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.

Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement,
stories of this Touhou making a statement.
With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer,
he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer.

She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed.
Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED"
Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored.
She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.

"Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina!
Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!"
She greeted them all as they began to attack.
This could turn out to be quite the setback.