/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>want to be a necromancer
>raid a dark mage's house for forbidden spell books
>narrowly avoid getting shota'd but I did it
>I go to a spooky looking graveyard and turn to one of the pages with a summoning spell
>start reading the spell out loud
>white orbs appear around me
>must be ghosts drawn to my dark powers
>a glowing circle appears on the ground
>a pale figure rises out of the circle
>a powerful spirit!
>I feel the rush of power coming from my new familiar
>wait why does she have cat ears?
>I look at the ghosts swirling around us
>they're actually just floating marshmallow cats
>I look at the book's cover
>Nekomancy for dummies
>god damn it