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Fluffy tail. My god fluffy tail

Me:

>Mom, did you buy me pizzas yet?

Mom:

>Of course not.

Me:

>Mom, the least you could do for me would just go buy some pizzas!

Mom:

>Then I am the lazy one, huh? And not my faggot son that-

Me:

>Mom, stop with that, please. I hate when you speak like that.

Mom:

>Shut up! A faggot that stays all day on the computer doing god knows what and-

Me:

>Mom, stop! Please.

Mom:

>And suck the penis of our dog!

Me:

>Mom, what!? I wouldn't don't that! That's disgusting!

Mom:

>So you think that I don't know? Do you think that I'm stupid?

Guys, how do I make my mother stop thinking that I suck dog cock? I think that nothing I say will make her believe that I'm a decent person.

Momiji is my favorite touhou by the way.