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"Ow-ow-ow... wait, this doesn't hurt much. Guess the extra pounds aren't all bad for your health... heh. eh..."

"Hey Big Fairy what's that up the road?"
"For the last time my name is Daiyousei, and uh, I dunno. Looks like it's coming this way. "Wait Dai... red, white, big and round... it must be that Santa thing Sanae was telling us about!"
"The dude who gives presents to all the fairies who have been good onaholes? Doesn't he come around New Years?"
"Well every year's a new years when you think about it. But looks like he's going to pass without giving us presents. Santa!"
"Santa!!!"

"...damn, I can't get a grip on anything like this"
*PCCHUNN*
"Eh?"