/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7190863
Cat's aren't so bad, I used to play with lots of them when I was little and at the babysitter's.

>>7072238
>>7072233

We're operating under the assumption that, in response to the thousands of NEETS killing themselves and opening up Gensokyo Portals, Yukari has put into place an a Bureau Of Citizenship and Immigration to integrate the new arrivals successfully, so that there wouldn't be hordes of NEETs wandering around like gypsies.

The Bureau[which is run by which Touhou you feel should, I personally feel it's Shikieiki]either files your citizenship as a productive member of society after turning you into a little Touhou girl, with a job and appearance similar to that of the established Touhous, or turns your useless human frame into that of a random fairy, and dumps you on the banks of the Misty Lake.

You only go to the Bureau if you open up a portal[commit suicide, use arcane magic, physically rip holes in reality, etc]. If Yukari personally gaps you in, you retain your human form and the freedom to do whatever you want, including staying at the Human Village.

Game, set, match.

>>6846410
Sure she isn't just bored?