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>>21216127
but we were lacking pandas

>>20973858
ren xiongmao's little round bear ears are severely underrated. Black on white looks great, and I like how they also double as the cute chinese hair-dumplings.

>>20697729
The various bright green mamono realm nations in the Mist Continent's Land of the Four Gods sounds ideal for you then. They explicitly believe in balance in all things, and the monsters even tend to restrict sexual activities to night time.

>>20391071
Ren Xiongmao?

>>20179767
Ah, the rare qipao snek. I feel the dress works best on long legs but there are so many variants it would be a shame not to let everyone try it.

how the hell do you remember the names of all the asian monster girl that's not widely known like kappa, oni, kitsune, jiangshi, tengu, etc.?

>>19545756
Yes.

>>19402010
Its all from MGE volume 2, here's a summary:

>New info on the Continent of Mist:

>1. Getting to and back from the vast continent of mist is not easy due to the mists that surround it, unless one already is familiar with the way (plus much of the continent is wilderness). The Wandering Scholar hasn't actually been there yet, and assumes there are many monster races there that are as yet unknown to him. Much of the information he has is due to him having had the good fortune of meeting a monster that traveled from there and what she was able to tell him.

>2. The Order has no influence in the continent of mist, and its culture has developed largely independently of the rest of the world (though it and Zipangu do have some things in common).

>3. Most everything about the mist continent is huge and/or gaudy, be it the architecture, the clothes or the massive mountains that rise above even the clouds. Atop these mountains live god-like monsters (typically regarded as gods by and rulers of the people), and it is their mana rolling down off the mountains that produces the mists that give the continent its name.

>4. There are three major nations in the mist continent, who in turn protect various smaller nations allied with them and together control vast territories. Thus in effect there are three factions, and each faction is perpetually in conflict with the others. It is believed that this constant state of war is why many of the monster girl races there have become skilled in martial arts.

>5. Its called a war but of course death isn't much of a factor as most everyone fights with realm silver weapons.

>Moving on to the three factions:

>6. The Land of the Four Gods is a emerald monster realm ruled by four great monsters often revered as deities. The people there aren't interested in conquering the others, only in maintaining and defending their borders. Its a nation of balance and harmony where living rationally and responsibly is the norm, and even the monsters often restrain their lust to unleash it only at night and such. Of course discipline is still looser than in many human societies.

>7. The Land of the Four Fiends is ruled by four exceedingly licentious monsters, and the umbral realm state of the land reflects this. Basically its an extreme umbral monster realm, with all that entails. Even monsters like jinko are raging beasts, always in heat. Even the smaller states have god-like monsters as rulers, namely nine-tailed youkos, and on an individual basis the Land of the Four Fiends can be said to have the strongest monsters. That said these nations are not interested in conquest, they invade the other factions only to acquire men to take back to their own lands (since they can't produce their own men) and their fighting forces are made up mostly of unmarried monsters.

>8. The Land of the Four Souls is a human-dominated set of nations presided over by a bold emperor. The faction is named after god-like monsters in the "holy land" mountains above who stay out of worldly affairs mostly but grant men who seek them out power, these monsters are regarded as gods (perhaps because according to the philosophy of the people here monsters should be lower in rank than humans, identifying their mountain-dwelling benefactors as monsters would contradict this idea). Incubi are regarded as transcendent sages or "xian" who have made the power of the holy land their own. This faction believes in human supremacy and frequently launches military campaigns against the other two factions to absorb them, they believe that the world belongs to humans and by extension it belongs to them specifically. They have subjugated but not eliminated monsters in their lands, and marriage and reproduction with them is allowed. It is mostly the men who fight, but some have monster retainers. The men also tend to take pride in protecting the monsters and don't want them on the front lines. As for their monster wives, they give the men realmsilver weapons and cast spells to protect them when they go off to fight but still worry about them.

Pandas
Their endangered, so you gotta do you bit for nature and have sex

>>17054682
>Since they have a charm that attracts people, the Demon Realm states and Monster friendly states of the Mist Continent often dispatch them as diplomats when establishing friendly ties with states that view monsters as suspicious. In most cases, they're able to greatly exhibit their own charm and friendliness in the place they've been dispatched. Then, if the men of the country have sex with them, they will be completely won over, and the people's attitude will change towards accepting monsters.

Built for this job.

>>15983464
When you learn to be gracious in patience, then those will come as if in no time at all. You must believe, Anon. Believe.

Basically apply the principles and teachings therein: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcxgUCgdtZk

>Kung Fu Panda-esque movie with a Ren Xiongmao when?

>Pandas are no longer endangered
never to lazy to fuck

Ren Xiongmao:
http://pastebin.com/ZRHHq5Lt

>Female pandas ovulate once a year in the spring, and the possible conception period lasts 1-3 days.

How in the love of fuck do real life pandas exist? On topic, how the hell would this translate?

Why does no one talk about panda sluts? I've literally NEVER seen anyone talk about them outside of a passing comment. No green texts, no requests, no people waifuing them, fucking nada, zilch.

Why, what's the deal?

>>14196751
I'd rather just get some cheap stuff down at the Panda House.

>>13889449
Yes, and?
There is such a thing as a happy medium.

Pandering you say?

You're on your way to Route 16 when you notice this big girl is blocking the way. She doesn't seem aware that's she's become an obstacle. When she sees you she happily pats her lap and starts chattering about a game she wants to play. (She winked and made an obscene gesture with her hand when she said 'game'.)


Wat do?

>>13269586
> "He just needs someone to show him a comfy, lazy time, ku ku ku"

> Sitting on the couch with Ren Xiongmao girlfriend.
> She lays on top of you, her HEALTHY body pleasantly warm against yours.
> Her arms are wrapped around your neck as you watch t.v together, her paws making perfect pillows.
> Your phone bleeps, getting a text message. It's from your friends, begging for you two to come out for once.
> You bring it up with her, and your loving couch potato begins to whine.
" Come onnnn Anon, lets just stay in tonight!" She begs, her delicious softness squirming all over you.
> You say, semi-firmly, that you two need to get out every once in awhile.
> She pouts at you, before you see that oh-so-familiar mischievous glint in her eye.
" I'm sure there are alot more fun things to do inside the house tho~"
> She takes one of her paws, and lewdly simulates the actions she would do to you, jerking up and down an invisible member, her tongue hanging out erotically, she she jiggles her massive mammaries from side to side.
> You bop her on the head with a rolled up magazine, telling her that you two had to go out eventually, and to get ready.
> She whines more, but rolls off of you as you go to change out of your pjs.
> You come back to quite the sight. Turns out she was not getting ready. She was not getting ready at all!

Panda, meita la heshla

>>13027549
I wish KC gave the Ren Xiong-mao eyeshadow.

Would you a lazy panda?