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>>48571284
It's so simple that Anon can beat them at their own game -- assuming he didn't spec into a retarded class like: Wizard, Knight, Elf etc.
>>48571265
>Be Anon the Gentleman('s Club Patron)
>See the conflict between the monsters, how unlady like!
>These monsters wouldn't know class if it bit them, but you can save that for later...
>You have two monsters glaring at you.
>Fortunately your time as a Gentleman('s Club Patron) has given you far better resources to draw on than magic: blades, armor, or blasts.
>[X] Make it Rain.
>Pulling a pile of script out, you start throwing the money at the Ryu!
>Stunned by your mastery of the elements, the Ryu assumes a naked dogeza posture.
>You turn to the Ice Queen.
>[X] Make it Snow.
>Pulling out a bag of white crystalline powder, you dump some powder on the Ice Queen's tits before snorting it all off with skill borne of long experience.
>She too bows before your elemental might into naked dogeza.
>You are Anon, ruler of: rain, snow, and gentlemanly-ass behavior.
>The monsters plead with you to take their thrones, both sexually and politically.
>"No. I will have my own Kingdom, by my own hand." you reply.
>At length you will seek adventure in distant lands, and indeed find your own Kingdom by your own hand.
>But that is a tale for another time...
And then they all had sex.
>>48572205
I can dig it.