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Hey kid, wanna see a dead body?

>>15348477
I guess you're just not fit to be a necromancer.

Sure is dead in here.

I'm gonna make love~
Even when I'm dead!
My body might be cold!
But it's always hot in my bed!
MAAAKEE LOOOVEEE~!
Don't be afraid!
Just 'cuz my heart ain't beatin'
It don't mean you won't get laid!

>>13677709
>>13677696
Monstergirls show up one day. However integration somehow goes quite well. Men are happily getting husbando'd by just going outside and looking funny at the first Monstergirl they see.

But not you, you remain inside. You just know that no one cares for you and so you choose to stay inside, ordering supplies online and earning your money online. Your windows are covered and closed, cutting off the connection with the outside world.

However, this does not last long as your doorbell starts ringing. Your attempts to ignore it fail, as the ringing soon is followed by knocking and then banging.
Angrily, you finally give in and open up the door. To your surprise you are greeted by a now clearly annoyed Tanuki, alongside a pale woman. The Tanuki however decides to skip any formalities and goes straight to the point.

"Anon?"

“...Yes?”

“Yes good, I’m your new boss. You got a new contract and no I don't care about your silly conditions, you got new ones now."

The Tanuki takes a short moment to catch her breath.

"…Your new conditions specify that any rooms in buildings owned by me, are to have atleast two tenants and both tenants are to pay the full rent each month to me. That is, unless the curent single tenant can pay twice his rent each month.”

Giving a look over your shoulder, the Tanuki grins and continues.

“However since you don’t look like you have the ability to do so, you will be getting a part-roommate. Starting right now.”

Before slamming your own door on you the Tanuki simply pushes the pale woman towards you, who you narrowly catch in your arms.
Starting you in your eyes the pale woman moans only one word:

“Waaaaaaarm!”

Goddammit.

>>13571970
Well.. You know what happens to dead things.

zombies
I need more zombie fan art

>>13338800
I'm gonna make love~
Even when I'm dead~
My body might be cold, but it's always hot in my bed~
Make loooove~
Don't be afraid!
Just 'cuz my heart ain't beatin'
It don't mean you won't get laid~!

Now extra cuddly and waaaarm.

Links to information, stories and art in the next post.

>>12846626
Huuuugsss~

>>12785892
...brains maybe?