/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13792849
>tfw I know full well how to care for best girl / waifu

You city slickers and your fancy self piloting cars and fiber internets don't know a thing about the important stuff!

Y'all should be ashamed!

>>13656510
Her mother was quite smuggy after she turned Bi-Corn. Not so much before but Unicorns aren't really known to be smug.

Then our Unicorn daughter was born moderately smug and now she's been turned into a Bi-Corn and has become the smuggest darn thing...well beyond her mother's smug level.

I do know her one weakness though, something that can break her smug grin regardless of situation.

Carrot Pie.

Reminder that Unicorn's ...a best!

>>13608151
>Turning my daughter into a Bi-Corn

I'm going to kick your ass anon.

After that you'll have my blessing to do whatever you want. If you ever make her sad I'll be back.

>>13576190
How many Unicorns are there?

Because that many.

Benefits to having Unicorn, Centaur, or Nightmare waifus

+You'll have the biggest dick
-Tight underwear and pants will be your enemy
+If she ever goes Bi-Corn and collects a >>13551817 girl she'll have to use 3-4 hands for this!
-You only have two hands of your own so if you leave on business you're fucked
+You'll get the entirety of your dick milked for maximum pleasure
+Her breasts and Mouth should be enough cover almost all of your manhood
+Horse Pussy is naturally warmer than any of the other MG girl's barring Lava Golem
-It's still Horse Pussy
+They can contort their human torsos well enough that they can even reach you way back there
+They could also contort their human torsos to do other fun things in the Horsasutra

>>13521193
It's because all Unicorns follow me, they fear not the Bi-Corn plight for I only marry the Unicorns and no other shall ever be touched.

I am the King of the Unicorns and my musk is recognized by them all!

>>13467583
Tie between Unicorn and Gazer.

>>13467596
Didn't you know? All MG owned establishments are required by MGC law to elude to loving.

Time to remind everyone of best girl.

M O N S T E R G I R L S

>Though you were not huge fan of monster girls
>You couldn't believe how cruel some of them could be to each other, watching a dark elf and her group pick on a Unicorn during lunch saying "Saving yourself? You're never going to get laid if you don't take the initiative like the rest of us."
>Eating her carrot the unicorn who was in a higher class than you kept quiet as the dark elf continued to talk shit to her. "Just look at the way your holding that carrot. No grip, just fat ass hands."
>After the Dark Elf finished her rant on Unicorn-senpai you got up from your lunch table, and took a seat next to her asking if she was okay.
>Nodding her head "Yes." you introduced yourself to her, and tried to shake off the awful comments the dark elves made to her, which made her cry for you being so kind to her.
>After that day during lunch after the dark elves harassed Unicorn-senpai you took the initiative to hang out with her to make her feel better.
>You two became good friends in a short time from the experience exchanging lunches, talking about your future lives after school. Her wanting to be a marriage councilor if she could ever find the right man.
>One day instead of waiting for you to come hang at her table, Unicorn-senpai came to yours catching the eyes of the dark elves who started to bag on her making comments like: "What do you think your doing with these boys Mrs.Chasity?" "Are you trying to these convince these boys how to save themselves for the right one?" "What a dumb bitch you are."
>Listening to them you started to shake in anger, and when their leader said "Who would ever want your ugly horse-pussy?" you snapped jumping out of your seat, and punching the dark elf right in her face which knocked her back.
>Recovering the Dark Elf said "Your so getting raped you little-", but she was stopped as the female Kikimora security guards showed up reigning her and you i, then escorting you to the principals office for cross-species fighting.