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>>22731175
I'll commit my life to preventing this degenerate from ever enacting his plan and become the Unicorn King.

The Horned Pegasus will be your salvation anon.

>this talk is Unicorns like some kind of punishment

Do you just hate happiness?

>>18141136
Amen brother.

Best girl coming through.

Is there a single MG with more love to give?

Probably not.

So we have a Cupid Paladin.

Yeti Paladin (AKA Pally Patrol).

That one Community Helper Paladin that nobody knows about.

What about a Paladin that keeps Unicorn's from going extinct? I mean half the anon's in this thread would marry them for the explicit purpose of turning them into Bi-Corns.

That's almost like poaching, they're destroying a small population species but for their twisted harem vision instead of money.

He could go around preventing Bi-Corn transformations by sicking a Cancer MG on bad husbands, thus cleansing them of demonic taint.

>>15372394
And the box is...The entire royal family joins the Unicorn Empire, females turned into Unicorns and men married to Unicorns.

However prince anon's kingdom will never have to sacrifice anyone ever again to keep peace.

Both nations are prosperous and happiness widespread.

>Good of the Kingdom Ending

>>15372434
You lose the war and the nation is annexed into the Unicorn Empire, many men are forcibly taken taken as partners and women are turned into various centaurs and nobles into Unicorns, including the entire royal family.

Though prosperity did come it was done so by unneeded force.

>Royal Failure Ending

>>15342095
We get it, you're jealous that centaur-fags get the purest monster girl and can even turn her into the most corrupt harem obtaining girl.

That's fine anon, it really is.

>>14922712
>Unicorn always wins when Shota is at stake
>Even when it's the Bicorn's time to win a round

Unicorn's wouldn't fuck around with shota at stake. Ha, wouldn't fuck around, I keel myself sometimes.

>>14551111
>Hooved people staying with other hooved people
>Within a Homeland that caters to most hooved people's usual habitats

Get with the times old man, besides you don't have to worry about dirty degenerate foot fetishes within Horse Pussy Kingdom for the most part.

Also purest girl lives there.

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>>14530596
8 For Horse Pussy

>>14530525
>>14530618
2 Against

Horse Pussy has the vote.

You could make her t he happiest girl in the world Anon...

>>14444771
No!

I never laid with the beasts therefore I am pure!

Begone vile Anti-Wizard!

>You will never be raped by a desperate Unicorn on the high end of the Christmas Cake spectrum in Vegas

Just think of the apology breakfast the next morning...

Delicious bacon, sunny side up eggs, toast with cinnamon sprinkled on.

>>14343270
Bi-Corns are an abomination!

>>14321739
What this man said but with best girl instead.

>>14308217
The secret was that you needed to use a MGE Profile in name (Holstaur) and the riddle was that I was going to choose whatever profile was before the one you choose.

Unfortunately y'all done fucked up so I guess we'll try again some other day.

Also I couldn't find a list of date added for MGE.

Maybe I'll just do a Sphinx Pussy Kingdom. Nah...

>>14145204
>Who is ruling them

A man called the Unicorn King, for he has claimed all the lands Unicorns as his own nigh a century ago, now all Unicorns that inhabit Horse Pussy Kingdom are his daughters /grand daughters.

His harem of Unicorns, aided by several Bi-Corns, are said to remain pure Unicorns by unknown means. It's also said he can be especially tough on his Unicorn daughter's suitors if they should turn them into Bi-Corns.

>>14135647
The Unicorn one.

Would Lawyer-chan make a unicorn huge or small?

Or something blasphemous like a normie sized one.

>>13877294
The obvious best choice.

>>13839685
Bi-Corn is bad but luckily a superior option exists.

>>13839694
>tfw opening the Front door in RE Director Cut
>Then there was those fucking windows
>Literally couldn't sleep for months and had terrible pains during the night when trying

I don't think I could deal with that.

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>>13824390
Except that's wrong anons. Blatantly wrong.

If wrongness was rightness, you'd all be the rightest people here. Wait that metaphor was terrible.