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So, it turns out that ramming head first into a building after falling from the clouds leaves some damage that even Doctor Yagokoro's skills can't heal. Because of that, that rabbit assistant of hers showed up at my doorstep this morning and told me that I needed to report to Eientei for physical therapy every day for the next month. She wouldn't tell me exactly what I would be doing, because she "Isn't being paid to handle all you short-ear's questions." That kind of sounded like an insult to me, but maybe it's just a cultural thing.
So off I went, to what might as well be my second home at this point. I was wondering the whole way what this physical therapy could consist of, which is what I blame for the big hole I fell face first in. Anyway, after dragging myself out of that and spending another hour lost in the Bamboo Forest, I finally got to Eientei and Doctor Yagokoro brought me into a room and told me to take my shirt off and lay down on my stomach. I complied because I can't imagine what she might have done to me if I'd tried to ask questions. I heard someone else come in, and Doctor Yagokoro spoke to her. I'm not sure what she said, but the girl must have agreed, because I was spoken to next. Doctor Yagokoro told me that I would be receiving physical therapy in the form of massages to fix the damage done after my fall, which was nice. I don't know why there needed to be two people for that, though. Anyway, I think Doctor Yagokoro started, because I felt someone touch my back and start to apply pressure. But strangely, the pressure didn't seem to stop. It felt like it was continuing forever. Finally, after what seemed to be an eternity, it stopped, and then started again in a different place. I will admit that it did feel pretty nice, if a little...impersonal. I don't think Doctor Yagokoro buys into bedside manner much. Eventually, she told me that she was moving up to my head, and I wondered if I should have told her about the hole I fell in back in the forest. But then, the pressure began again and I couldn't really think straight after that.
I'm not sure how long this all went on, but when it was finished and I could finally get up and turn around, I felt very drained, though I did feel more relaxed. Doctor Yagokoro was standing next to a girl with extremely long black hair, who offered me a vague smile. Behind them, on a table, were a large number of vials filled with red liquid. I asked where those had come from, because I thought the room had been empty when I entered, but Doctor Yagokoro simply replied that I must have been mistaken and they had been there the whole time.
I guess I just missed them.
I got to go home after that, though I did bump into the rabbit girl assistant again, and she looked at me like she'd smelled something funny before walking off quickly.
After that, I got home with only half an hour spent lost in the forest, and then I fell asleep for half a day. Fortunately, I woke up right as Marisa knocked on my door, and when I answered it, she told me that she'd found me a real winner. I hope it's not someone like Miss Junko again. The scars healed nicely but I think Miss Hakurei might try and attack me herself if I cause another problem like that.