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>>4665105
I approve of daily Yuka threads!

I still like Yuka better than Yukari.

>>4457682
Gensokyo's carnivores are the most fun touhous.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5744856/1/Valentines_Day_The_Story_Of_Yuka_Kazami
>Yuka
>Guitar
That will never make any sense.

Call me stupid but I don't get it.

>>4197839

Ok, call me stupid or whatever, but I need your help.

I recently downloaded Touhou Scarlet Weather Rhapsody and Hisoutensoku. My problem is, for some reason, I can't use cards. Not with every character, Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya and some others have no problem. But the others have gray squares instead of cards.

What do I do, /jp/? Feel free to insult me and whatever, as long as you help me.

Because she plays the guitar.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3601894

For old time's sake.

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

A true Touhou aficionado embraces all aspects of the series, from the official releases themselves, to our beloved doujinshi, to those accursed forced memes.

We have slowly and elegantly masturbated to the healthiest of the pantheon and to their deliciously flat chested counterparts in equal measure.

We have allied ourselves with a faction, we have idealized a chosen character, and we will forever chase after such impossible dreams.

"Isn't it sad?" That's a rather bleak outlook. We are twice-blessed, and twice-cursed.

Nii-tama, your penis is too lewd. The proper course of action would be to wear some fucking pants.

Jesus fuck.

>>3333542

I don't know what that is.

They tell me they they cannot remember when /jp/ was good, that /jp/ was never good.

After a week without the wonderful, terrible thing that is /jp/, you come to appreciate it for exactly what it is.

Let's post some Touhou, my brothers.

>>3137287

...what?

1280 x 1924?

Confirm, Anon. Those dimensions don't sound right.

10th favorite Touhou

/jp/, in an effort to reach the heart of my beloved Yuka in distant Gensoukyou, I've just returned from a nature walk. Upon coming to a particularly beautiful clearing, I knelt in front of a flower bed and masturbated furiously, while calling out Yuka's name. The way my seed was draped across the flower petals with the force of my climax was quite beautiful.

Tomorrow, I will go and examine my work in the sunlight, and leave an offering of bees for my darling Yuka.

ITT our romantic encounters.

>>2733441

Gentlemen.

You are now recalling Passionate Rhythm manually