/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45935542
because dolls don't moan you see
>>45934191
ah fuck I didn't see this post

>>45317095
Reimu also loves to soak in hot springs, as we learn in SA.
Good thing Marisa has a lot of friends to repeat a similar fantasy with though. Alice can substitute that "best friend stealing her lover" one, Patchouli can "kidnap" you as revenge for all those stolen books, Nitori can "win" a danmaku fight and demand you as her spoils, etc.
I bet she'd also trick fairies into it, seeing as they're cuter than her even though they're smaller.

>>44885393
That NIGGER crush of yours

>>44202582
It gives you a big boost to size checks. Basically required if you're a tall man and you want to make love to a short girl without spending a couple days fingering her first to stretch her out. You're just starting out, right?

>>43925750
She can't reach the accelerator pedal THOUGH

>>42737416
>She'll get married when she finds the right guy!
>funny,
strike 1
>kind,
strike 2 (unless spinelessness is mistaken for it)
>caring,
same as above, strike 3
>can handle the forest of magic,
hmm i suppose i could do that
>isn't afraid of youkai
maybe
>wants commitment,
yeah
>likes magic but so much that he doesn't have time to clean up after her
??
>and be her father figure, is handsome, well off, smart,
strike 5, 6, 7, 8
>gets along with her friends but not too much,
could do that
>and puts her first!
strike kyuu
maybe i should stop trying to go for protagonists and groom a fairy instead if i have any hope of losing my virginity.

I Love Marisa so much!

>>41791561
You seem to be somewhat confused, lady. I'm going on a date with Marisa, I'm on my way to her house right now. Please stop bothering me.

>>41715433
Maybe you like it

*Cums on you*