/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Uh ummm h-h-hello! Sorry to b-bother you!
I'm from the Runya Runya Sabbath, doing some research on human preferences. Do you mind if... Would you...Please ..?
Oh! Uh...right...questionnaire! Please?
>Do you prefer a waifu that can cook a variety of meals or just your favorites?
>Are you comfortable with her initiating flirtatious behavior any time, any place, or do you prefer boundaries and limitations to be discussed?
>The same, but for physical contact of a provocative nature
>Whe you are watching television or on the computer, do you expect her to wait patiently until you are done or join you?
Th-th-thank you! There are many... nervous...eager...monsters...that want to know what humans are okay with...

>>38424172
>"reduce the cost of using and owning a car so you can ride in peace and be free"

Mr Anon, Mr Anon. We got a leak from Mayor Anubis office, it claims your plan to "reduce the cost of owning a car" is to force anon to travel in monster girl's backs or have to walk if they can't afford a car. Documents suggest this proposal originated in the "Dragoncels" forum, also your last campaign contribution can be tracked to dragon gold. A "dragoncels" user wrote and I quote:
>"Dragons will be the natural transportation choice for unmarried men. Superior speed and aerodynamics"

another user said regarding your supposed proposal:

>"Gigabased, you can now grope the ass of droids as you "transport" them and they can't complain."

What do you have to say?

>>37433586
Hand over your nuts, it's Nonstop Nut November.

>>35133464
She's somewhat of a handful. Don't mistreat her.