/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Vampire wife summons you to her throne
>Her demeanor is grim and uneasy, a far cry from her usual whimsical yet refined nature
>"Dear, I must...confess something. I suffer from nights of craving...craving that blood alone cannot satisfy. Tonight is one such night. A delivery will be made here soon and I expect you to accept it and then bring it to me. I understand that you may judge me harshly for this...but as my husband and my servant you have both the right to know and the responsibility to cater to my whims. After I have indulged...do not expect to see me for some time. Now go. The time of arrival is nigh."
>You leave, shaken and worried and confused, but obedient
>You arrive at the castle's entrance just as a sturdy knock is heard. Hardening your resolve, you answer, expecting the worst.
>It's a delivery boy. From the logo on his shirt you conclude that he works for 'Flavio's Gourmet Pizza Kitchen'.
>"Yeah, I've got a delivery. Extra large garlic bread pizza with the works and extra roasted garlic, cheese-garlic breadsticks with garlic-butter dipping sauce, two orders of garlic-parmesan wings, and a 2-liter of Sprite."
>Your wife's garlic allergy keeps her bedridden for three entire days
>She insists that it was worth it.