/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Muh HS slots

>Watch a compilation of Shida's laughs for 3 hours
>Have a wet dream
>I'm in some street in Tokyo and I try to hit on her (she's wearing her Keyakizaka costume btw, no shifuku)
>I fumble something but I'm so awkward she laughs at me with her trademark voice
>She still agrees to go to a love hotel with me because it's her day off and she has nothing else to do
>I pull my pants down to do some petting
>She laughs at my p*nis size without even covering her mouth
>After I work up an er*ction she decides put on a c*ndom for me
>It doesn't fit and it falls off, she almost dies laughing
>We have s*x on the hotel bed, she is so hairy down there I don't even know where to put it in
>After some awkward silence, Shida realizes why I'm taking so long and she burst out laughing
>Almost c*mming after a m*ssionary session
>I arch back my head and reach cl*max, then I turn it down to see her in the eyes
>Shida probably felt nothing and saw my silly-looking org*sm face the whole time. After struggling to keep a poker face she lets out the most maniacal laugh I have ever heard
>We spend the rest of the night watching a rerun of Keyaki Kakenai, I take advantage of the fact she fell asleep before me to get out of the hotel without paying