/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"Hey there handsome, what brings you here?"
>"Are you here to do some... plumbing~?"
>"Perhaps you'd like some help with a... pipe or two~?"
>"I'd gladly give you a hand, but that Bowserina bitch chained me to this freaking concrete block and told me to "guard the place." Do I look like some kind of guard dog?"
>"That stupid Koopa thinks she can boss people around all she wants..."
>"Well? Would you be so kind as to break me free from these chains, Mr. Plumber~? I'm sure you can do it with those thick manly arms of yours~"
>"Ah, no, no need to be nervous. I won't bite, trust me~"

Would you trust her?