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>>39982420
pardon me

>>39440942
no if they didn't look like touhous i wouldn't be able to recognize that they were touhous

>Also, there's the example of the monsters called “alices (Encyclopedia I – p.106)” who conjure cute flames like something out of a picture book because they have only ever seen flames in picture books.
What
Imagine being the Baphomette that has to teach a class of silly monsters with preconceived ideas of certain things

>Alice is the first to cast Thunder in class, since she did well on the fire class
>She's nervous but you're too new to teaching to question it
>The LOUDEST sound comes out and everyone is blinded due to the flash of light
>End up asking a Thunderbird to do it instead

>When you ask her onii-chan what happened, it turns out she's only seen thunder form the distance

>>22235318
Honestly I thought about this one for a bit.
Ultimately I don't think Fio Germi would monsterize into anything, some people just make more sense as humans. But then again, maybe I'm not creative.

>4chne

>>17947525
>mainland monkeys
>not brown

>>16964637
大家好，我是嘉航的爸爸，昨天晚餐時嘉航想跟我討論他的美國夢，我勸他說先把他的官司處理好再來說，沒想到嘉航他惱羞成怒，大喊了一聲：「肉彈衝擊！」把我狠狠地從椅子上撞倒在地上，然後搶走我碗裡的雞腿跟等等要餵小白Z的飼料，留下摔斷三根肋骨的我跑回房間玩英雄聯盟，不管我怎麼叫他，他完全不理我這個當爸爸的，唉！為何我兒子會變成這樣，他以前是那麼的純樸可愛，一定是英雄聯盟帶壞他的！可以請聊天室的各位觀眾幫我勸勸我兒子回頭嗎？
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Also where is Noodles ffs

>>13566568
>Your camera looks good
But...his camera isn't even in the picture?!

>not having SAIBA all over your screen
http://www.mediafire.com/?f3enfrrsool39jl

Are there more of these?

>>9893684
I would help, but I know jack shit about 2hoo music.

>>9887093
How do we know you arent a disgusting pedo?

Does anyone have a working download for 幻想パブ:午後8時30分? Preferably in 320?

http://www.yukinohana.net/~casket/index.php?albumt04
http://soundcloud.com/escarmew/2-casket-8-30-xfd

I've checked everywhere and the only torrents aren't being seeded.
In exchange here's links to the previous 3 albums (as well as most touhou music).
http://www.touhou.kuukunen.net/toh/%5bCasket%5d/

>>9304907

Is it safe to come back to /jp/ or is shit still flying?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_8tarI_lNY

Could anyone explain to me how lyrics of this song relate to Byakuren? I'm lost here.

>>8704236