/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yuuka is the best Toohoo

Correct me if I'm wrong, but AFAIK Yuuka has something like a sarcastic sense of humor and likes to tease people.

You arrive in Gensokyo.

You, a young lumberjack, working the job just for some disposable income. Cutting wood is no hard task, you are relatively in shape. A youth in British Columbia, enjoying the smell of fresh-cut timber and the crash of mighty trees, singing away with the love of your life.

When suddenly, you are pulled into some strange pocket, countless spasming eyes are observing you as float in their presence. You can feel the air currents shift as massive, unknown creatures slithered through the void.

A humanoid shape approaches you, the eyes close. You see nothing.

"I hope you don't mind, but you had something I wanted. I've already taken it. In exchange, I've bought you a ticket to Gensokyo. I hope you enjoy your stay."

Giggling.

"And you won't miss what I took, you won't need nVidia's Fermi where you're going."

It takes a second for your eyes to adjust. You find yourself at an intersection between three different landscapes. To the north, a sunflower field that seems to stretch on forever. To the southeast, an eerie deciduous forest with a strangely unappreciated shadow moving through it. Finally, to the west, a forest of bamboo. You notice a stone road that snakes south, between the bamboo on the west and the forest at the east.

You are equipped with the following:

A fiberglass, 8 pound splitting axe.
A survival backpack
Two days hard rations and water.
One change of clothes.
Compass, broken.
Flint and Steel.
Sanza Clip 8gb.
Flashlight ,fully charged.
Backup batteries, one set.
Protective eyewear, ANSI Z87.1+ certified

Options:
A. Enter the eerie forest to the southeast.
B. Stroll through the bamboo forest in the west.
C. Head north into the sunflower field
D. Follow the road south.

>>5177229
Shut up and learn.

>>4966587

>Moriyas
>more heartwarming than Yuka

Haha, no.

Not even more heartwarming than a sadistic monster.

>>4772759

Please do.

ITT, weird touhou pairings.

/jp/, today I touched a little girl inappropriately.

>>4686953
If Yuka was my mother things would be different around here.

>>4541248
Who said anything about being lady like?

>>4457740
You're making me frustrated and mad.

Yuuka is even good with the kids!

Anonymous, listen to this:

When you learn a language, the first thing you learn is swearing. Forget about grammar. Forget about proper spelling. Swearing goes first.

Youkai moe, and all that brings.

Not white, rather beefed up, graduated and working, alive.

2:30

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6471204

Any nice yandere centered novels out there? I am kind of in the mood for some slice and dicing, if you get what I mean.

>>2640518
How cute you are anon, thinking we talk about Japan here.

No. We don't talk about /a/ themes either.

IIRC, Yuka is horribly overpowered, according to canon.

>>2597241
Anon, I doubt she could move without wincing in pain.