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I was slapped today in the bus by bullies ;_;
Fuck them

Byakuren appreciation thread

You know you love her

Let's have a best mother thread.

Which one would you knock up first?

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>>4037689
I do believe I broke your combo, good sir.

Also, last image of Rosa I have that's worth posting. Anyone got any more good ones?

This is just one STUPID thing that was bugging me since ep4 Krauss powerlevels thing. THey say a goat-kun power is about 1000 right. Then, what is Rosa-musou powerlevel equipped with fountain pen and goldbar? The again this is just a stupid question

You married Rosa, but Maria steadfastly refuses to call you “daddy”, rather she refers to you as "uncle".

What do you do?

So, you are a single father whose waifu gave up her corporeal existence to protect mankind.

She left a boy for you to look after. The boy is fucking ugly, retarded and like muttering “I mustn’t run away” in public embarrassing you all the time.
The boy get in the way of your love life, all the whores you approach never accept you because they think you are a model father. He even annoy the heck out of you by the not letting you fap to your waifu’s clone. He occasionally call you when you are at work and while you are trying to date with the clone.

You are trying to put him up for an adoption, however her family does not permit that. Your waifu’s dad apparently has a lot of influence in UN, but rejecting them you most likely will lose your job, your home and your clones.

Now you know how Rosa feel.
Is she a good mother now?

Hey /jp/, which sea cat would you fuck if you could only pick one?

Mama is the best mama eevr. She loves me all the time and always thinks about me even at work. She's always sad that she works so much, so she gives me money to buy food at the supermarket. But it must be hard to take business trips to Okinawa and hot-springs resorts, so Maria isn't sad.
Mama only gets mad at me when I deserve it usually. Like when I say my magic chant to make her friends with me forever. She doesn't like that, so she hits me a lot. I think the magic doesn't work when I say it right next to her, but I'm not sure, and I don't want to break the spell, so I'll keep saying it anyways. She also gets mad at me when I ask where she went for work. I shouldn't be nosy.
I know mama cares because when she hits me, it's only on my body, so that my friends don't have to worry. Of course, I have no people friends anyways, so it's not really that importants, but mama does it anyways so that means that she's a diligilent mama. She's so thoughtful!
I love my mama and she loves me, so she's the best mama ever and we're the happiest family ever!

Rosa: /a/

Maria: /jp/ uuuu-uuu-UUU-UUU-

/r/ Rosa beating Maria

What do you see in this picture? A loving mother and her child.

Admit it /jp/, if you had a daughter you would give her silly hats to wear and frilly dresses. And make her drink tea as her only beverage.

What if Battler's sin was that he tried to rape Maria, maybe not really rape per say, but was experimenting on her or something?

You guys said that Episode 4 will make me hate Rosa, but after reading it, I still don't think that she is bad.

You must be a bunch of spoiled kids if you think that she is a bad mother. There is nothing wrong with hitting your children. My mom used to hit me all the time, but that's because I was an annoying little brat just like Maria. My mom hated my anime related hobbies and one time she even threw my anime DVDs against a wall when I was young. But it wasn't her fault for always being so angry. She never had a husband and because of me it was hard for her to find one. I understood that even when I was little, so when she stayed over at some man's house at night I didn't complain.

Yeah, so Rosa tore Maria's stupid lion. So what? My mom broke my monitor once, but I didn't want to kill her for that. She was the one who bought my computer anyway. The important thing is that she didn't stop taking care of Maria and continued to raise her. And after that incident, Rosa probably bought Maria lots of candies or something. That's how my mom was too. She'd stay angry for a while, but then she'd apologize. Maria really just overreacted. Wanting to kill your mother just because she doesn't spend a lot of time with you is just dumb.

If Rosa was my mom things would be different around here.

Having to watch Rosa going upside Marias head in the anime will make me sad.

Anyone mentioned Rosa?