/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12204191
You can't say you love her unless you're willing to hit her in the head with a shovel

Everybody from PC98 except Reimu

Here's a black-eyed Alice.

Completely theoretical situation, /jp/:

A girl moves in next door. If you live in an apartment complex, it's a new girl in the next apartment over, if you live at home it's a new neighbor in the house those shitfuck kids used to live in and threw rocks at your windows, etc. Your neighbors, if they exist, have disappeared for their own reasons. And a new girl has moved in on short notice.

You may be antisocial, Anon, but something catches your eye. Just a glimpse of the person unpacking forces you into a state of complete watchfulness. She's blonde, with hair down to her shoulders, with a book under her arm. She dresses in a strangely old-fashioned manner; short dresses and ribbons and the whole nine yards.She's unloading boxes of dolls, as you can see through a glance through her window. You can also see other things--tons of shit covered with certain witches and certain shrine maidens and ZUN figurines (let's say they exist ;_;).

Let's say for some reason you decide to approach the house. Let's say something DREW you there, or that there was a dire emergency that forced you to stride up to her home and knock on the door. Let's assume Anon has a spine, just this once. You knock on the door.

And a girl (see image) answers, holding onto a doll with her free hand and says, "Hello, I'm Alice" with a bitter smile. She looks bored, but not quite annoyed.

What do you do?

***Note: The Alice mentioned above in this fictional situation is fanon, not canon. Again, SEE THE IMAGE.

>>894738
Alice is indifferent to abuse. So boring.

>>701240

There's probably a reason she has to pay someone to be her friend. There's no chance she's moderately attractive, or she has extremely poor social skills

What you're reading is anonymous giving in to his fantasies where he goes to help the girl and is he hero and she winds up being ALICE MARGATROID

>>668300
Didn't you hear? Losing an eye is cool now.

Because those bruises on your face
Look like a sun setting in disgrace

And stop beating her up.