/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44466231
I don't think you understand how Bicorns work.

>>43919830
I love her

>>42510325
>>42510332
>>42509961
>Mother, dressed rather formally, is sitting in her seat already, expectantly when you walk into the room with your bicorn girlfriend.
>The silence is palpable as you and your girlfriend sit on the couch, no one saying a word.
>As I open my mouth to properly introduce them
>Bicorn finally breaks it with a "It's so nice to finally meet you," which mom returns almost coldly.
>"I've been meaning to meet the folks who raised such smooth talker,"
>Mom visibly lights up at the comment.
>"He could make an angel spread her legs behind a…"
>I sharply elbow her, before she go into more detail about Gabrielle.
>Mom's eyes went from happy to cold again, but she kept her professional smile.
>"…I understand that it is in your nature to… enjoy life and what it has to offer, but in this family we pride ourselves on professionalism, neatness, and upholding standards. You wouldn't happen to be the sort that would push him to pick up a common succubus at a bar just for quick satisfaction, are you?"
>"Mom, I would n-"
>Mom quickly silences me, not breaking eye contact with my girlfriend.
>"…Of course not. When we take things a little further, he said he could introduce me to some of society's more… upstanding and unique… citizens…"
>My mother's face didn't shift a bit.
>"And as I am sure you are aware, if you wish to continue relations with my son with my approval, you are to provide my husband and I with a dowry. As was defined in the invitation, you brought it with you, yes?"
>I glanced over to my girlfriend, who was removing a small package from her saddle and handing it over to my mother.
>Using a letter opener, she cut the ribbon and carefully removed the wrapping paper, making sure not to tear it.
>"…A pen?"
>"I-it's a special pen. I made it myself. I can imbue those little switches on the side with the mana of monsters your son f-seduces and the ink will change colour and effects!"
>Mom was a little impressed, flicking the switches and watching it spark colourfully.
>"…Why does it have four different colours already?"

>>42431905
>I just can't get down with the idea of fucking a literal horse pussy
what are you gay? You need correction.

>>42164598
Would you buy corn?

>>41925285
I think bicorns look cute