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>> No.11375410 [DELETED]  [View]
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>meet cute /jp/ trap online
>meet up with her in real life
>take her out for dinner
>go to her bedroom
>her penis is bigger and thicker than my 5 incher
that feel

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That feel when you drop a glass in the pub and everyone claps.

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>mom gives me $100 and tells me to buy my own food because
>go to supermarket and buy lots of children cereal and flavored milk
>check out
>cashier looks at me disapprovingly
that feel

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>lock myself in chastity for fun
>continue browsing /jp/ as usual
>can't find the key
that feel

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>phone rings
>no one ever calls me except my mom
>pick it up
>it's an insurance marketer
>she has a cute voice
>pretend to be interested because it's the first time a female has ever talked to me
that feel

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>at supermarket
>buy strawberry, chocolate, banana and normal milk
>buy a handful of children's cereal
>cashier says "wow you seem pretty young to have children"
>"y-yeah"
>the milk and cereal were for me
that feel

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>Today
>Mother asks me to come with her to Walmart to buy food
>Go out with a floppy big ass jacket and an aviator hat
>In the store I tell her I'm going to the electronics
>Spend some time there before I feel the anxiety accumulating
>Look for her
>Can't find her
>Walk around the store two times
>Near the cashiers some big guy dressed in black comes up to me
>"Hey boy, are you okay?" He says as he takes me from my right arm
>"Why, yes"
>"Come with me" he pushes me from my right arm
>Oh shit I'm being kidnapped
>Begin to scream "HELP ME" and "I'M BEING KIDNAPPED PLEASE HELP"
>People begin to look at me yet they do nothing
>Suddenly see a marine guy around my height but strong as fuck
>He takes me from my left arm
>Another guy in black walks up to me and stands behind me blocking my back
>Imagine all those gangrape doujins now are happening to me and then I'm getting beheaded
>Think I'm going to die, my life ends soon
>Scream "MOOOOOOOO0M HELP ME"
>They tell me to calm down
>I can't stop screaming for help
>Prepared to run away for my life
>They begin to put their hands inside the pockets of my jacket
>They take out two iPod touch
>I say they are mine
>They tell me to take off that jacket and hat
>I take them off
>They begin to touch my dick with pants on and touch me all around my chest
>Can't get pleasure in being molested by marines in front of everyone because I'm scared as fuck
>First guy asks me if I'm alright again
>"Yeah"
>Realize they just thought I was a thief
>"Any reason why you are wearing that, boy?"
>Can't help it but tell them I don't go outside my house that much and I have social anxiety so covering myself makes me feel secure outside
>"Did you come with someone?"
>"My mother"
>"Do you want us to call her?"
>"No, I'm alright"
>They don't say anything and let me go
>See my mother at the other extreme of the store
>Walk up to her
>"Are you okay? you look pale"
>"Yeah I'm okay"
>Follow her around until she finish shopping
that feel

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>in reading class
>teacher asks me to read out loud
>the word sage appears
>"sa-geh"
>everyone starts laughing
that feel

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>mother orders stuff online
>no one else at home
>delivery guy comes
>rings the doorbell
>"hello? is anyone home"
>hide behind curtains, slowly closing the windows so he won't see that i'm home
>he goes away
that feel

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>in reading class
>teacher asks me to read out loud
>the word sage appears
>"sa-geh"
>everyone starts laughing
that feel

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>in reading class
>teacher asks me to read out loud
>the word sage appears
>"sa-geh"
>everyone starts laughing
that feel

>> No.10848635 [DELETED]  [View]
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>add fellow jupper (/jp/er) on skype
>he sends me pictures of his penis almost daily
>i finally feel tempted to suck it
>meet up with him at his house
>he whips out his dick
>i proceed to suck it
>he cums in my mouth
>i want to kiss him with my cum covered mouth but he backs off
>he goes to the toilet to clean up
>i proceed to use his computer
>bookmarks toolbar consists of /a/ and /v/, no /jp/ in sight
>history only shows /b/ and /v/ and no /jp/
>i got tricked into sucking a non-/jp/sie's penis
that feel

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>be in school browsing /jp/
>bunch of overweight guys glance at my screen
>they see an anime picture
>one of them shout "hell yeah, it's one of our /a/nons"
>sweaty /a/ members start squeezing beside me
>"dude this isn't /a/"
>one of the /a/nons hit me with his kirino dakimakura
>they walk away and tell everyone that im a jupper (/jp/er)
>i just wanted to browse /jp/ in peace
that feel

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>>10833446
/an/

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>get invited by a /jp/er to fuck his girlfriend
>go to his house
>he tells me his girlfriend isn't here yet
>offers me a handjob which quickly turns into a blowjob
>cum in his mouth
>he kisses me with his cum covered mouth
>still horny
>proceed to fuck him in the ass
>cum
>his girlfriend finally arrives
>no longer horny
that feel

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>>10820398
>"hey anon check out this funny websites called 4chan.org"
>"they do hilarious prank calls el em ay oh"
>real life friends like 4chan facebook page
>"lol fuck ninegag it sux 4chan for life"

that feel

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