/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Heyyo, /jp/. It's your pal Hades, here with one swell deal for you. I'm gonna give you a choice, /jp/. You pick one, can't have both, no rewording the deal to try to find a loophole. What I say is what you get, capiche? No more beating around the bush then, straight to business.

You can pick one, and I mean one, solo, uno, girl from any anime, visual novel, video games, any of that kooky Japanese stuff you guys love, and bring her out. Here, into the real world. She loses any powers or magic she may have. Regular, average, everyday girl all of a sudden. When she appears, she appears next to you, in your home. However, I make no promises about how she'll react to you. It's up to you to use all that charm you've been working on to woo her and ride off into the sunset.

Option two, you put yourself in any Japanese fictional world you want. You finally get that free pass to Touhouland without offing yourself. The catch is, you get no powers and nobody knows who you are at first. I'll give you a place to stay, but that's all. You want magic? Good on you, but you gotta put in the time and practice. Want some sweet anime ass? Work up the courage and go for it.

Only other thing I have is the mystery box, but you wouldn't be interested in that.

Hey /jp/, it's me your old pal Hades! Hows it going?

I've got an offer for you. I can make Gensokyo and all of its inhabitants real. All I ask for in return is your soul to do with as I wish. I'll even be extra nice and promise not to touch your soul at all until you die.

So do we have a deal or do we have a deal?

Hey /jp/, it's me your old pal Hades! Hows it going?

I've got an offer for you. I can make Gensokyo and all of its inhabitants real. All I ask for in return is your soul to do with as I wish. I'll even be extra nice and promise not to touch your soul at all until you die.

So do we have a deal or do we have a deal?