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>>44028559
>That damn lamp. She planned this.
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who are you?"
>You're baking and she's just starting over like nothing happened.
>"Hoo. Hoo. What do you know?"
>You know getting frustrated will only make things worse. You do your best to stay calm.
>"Hoo. Hoo. What do you like?"
>You'd like to be able to open your eyes...but you know it isn't safe.
>You can feel her gaze on you. It's making the heat even worse
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like feathers?"
>It seems like the hooting is getting worse, too.
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like birds?"
>With your eyes closed, you can't even be sure she's doing it
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who do you like?"
>No, that's crazy. Of course she's doing it
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"I hope you enjoyed your break. Let us pick up where we left off. Hoo. Hoo."
>Break? Was she gone? Did you really imagine it? Were you going insane?
>No. No. She never left. You didn't even hear her move. She couldn't have...
>She's just messing with you
>Don't listen to her.
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like feathers?"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like birds?"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who do you like?"
>Ignore her
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like feathers?"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like birds?"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who do you like?"
Ignore her questions
>"Hoo. Hoo. Feathers."
>"Hoo. Hoo. Birds."
>"Hoo. Hoo. Like."
Ignore the repetition
Ignore the heat
Ignore your breaking mind
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo."
Ignore the hooting.
Ignore how hard it is getting to keep your eyes shut
Ignore. Ignore. Ignore.
>"You're mumbling. Please speak up."
>You freeze as your heart skips a beat.
>"Hoo. Hoo. Would you not like me to repeat that again?"
"No...what did she say before?"
>Your eyelids very nearly pop open. You really had been mumbling... thinking out loud...for a while now
>But just now you...
>"Hoo. Hoo. The Order trained you well. Making eye contact with a monstergirl makes men rather agreeable, especially when it's me."

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>>21573297
You're so lost in her eyes that you unconsciously nod when she asks if she should repeat herself.