/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14113203
>She will never comfort you and let you suck her giant mammaries

>Be the typical autistic neckbeard manchildren
>Decide to go to the cinema to watch The Dark Knight Rises for your birthday
>Get shot by a lunatic
Who am I quoting?

https://twitter.com/sully_2003
>#TheDarkKnightRises @Reel_Nerds oh man one hour till the movie and its going to be the best BIRTHDAY ever

Why do you still go outside, /jp/?

>>8192057
She walked up to the bar and said "3 Sours and a long island", then she turned to us and saw me... her eyes widened and she whimpered my name, only for my eldest sister to stand up and shout "Whats your problem you two faced little slut! His first time home in over 5 fucking years and this is what you have to say about him!? What the fuck is wrong with you!", Holly took a step back, her friends had stopped talking and were probably watching what was going on, then Holly turned to her friends, looked back at my sister, smirked and said "So what? It's not like I'm lying", my sister went to grab her but I grabbed her arm and looked at her, then I turned to face Holly and said "So thats how it is... Fuck you Holly, and for the record, you're not all that, why do you think I never asked you out", trying to keep my composure and not burst into tears, I grabbed my glass and took deep gulps of my beer until I finished it all, then I took a deep breath and in a low tone as to not let her friends hear us I said "So you would sell out the only guy in the world who knows you still used to piss the bed in junior high for that group of bitches over there? I hope they're worth it", she stared at me for while, probably desperate for words, until she looked over at her friends again and managed to come out with "Whatever loser", my eldest sister went to grab at her again, but I tugged at her arm and asked them both to leave, as soon as I got out of the bar I teared up, I fast walked down the street and then began crying full force, my jaw locked so I wouldn't whine and sound pathetic like a child, my sisters were quick to rush after me and they tried to comfort me on the way home but I wasn't hearing any of it, I was mortified that the only person whom I thought was my friend secretly thought I was the biggest piece of shit on earth.

>>7645804