/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15448385
Oh my, it appears a virgin male is attempting to approach her, perhaps we'll finally get it on video how Unicorns subdue their prey!

Ah, that's a darn shame, the male appears to be attempting to court the nearby herbivore instead.

The Unicorn seems relatively distraught over this behavior, but she appears to be heading towards one of the doors marked with a strange symbol that some believe denotes gender.

And wait...what's this? She just wrapped some kind of ceremonial cloth around her head and tied it on, this behavior has never been recorded, she's rummaging through a bag attached to her side and is closing the door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

Wait, what's happening, the virgin male attempting to court the other herbivore has collapsed to the ground! The herbivore appears to be alarmed but...but she's just slumped over onto the counter! What's happening here is anyone's guess, but the Unicorn is walking out of the room and is picking up the virgin male! She's leaving with him... and they've both disappeared from view out into the night!

We don't know exactly what happened but I believe we can unravel this mystery once we get back to civilization to analyze the video in slow motion! What a great day for biologists everywhere!

>>15411193
>Sex would be entirely optional, yes?

Why even ask questions you already know the answer to anon?

>>15411206
Horse Pussy in general anon.

>>15372272
So you choose both yourself and your little brother?

Weird choice but interesting.

>>15082476
Enjoy your girl without nymphomania. Good taste.

Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKERs.

>>14975898
Good man.

>>14961858

>>14922654
>Unicorn White Knight
>Bicorn Black Knight
>Already have proper corresponding color schemes

This shit would be amazing.

>>14590928
This is a dire Unicorn right?

All right anon, come clean, what would it take for you to consider dating horse pussy?

Everyone has their price.

>>14514759
>Makes shotas cry

You take that back!

>>14487735
Yeah, stick your dick in pure.

>>14444624
Yes! This how I shall tame the...I will become Beast Master anon!

Then I can hunt down that Unicorn and waifu her in relative safety!

>>14367757
>>14367765
What about a chaste paifist?

>>14303247
Want to know a secret?

I don't care about horses, I care about Centaurs. Glue factories mean nothing to me.

>>14264610
They control the spice anon.

Also health care.

>>14238494
When a anon can say with a straight face, under no intoxication or adverse drug affects / medication, that they seriously believe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU is a bad song.

Have you praised this nice girl today?

She definitely doesn't lead an elite team of centaur girls that protect humanity or anything.

Definitely.

>"Anon! Don't touch dirty monkeys! You'll get AIDS. Marry me instead, horsepussy is safe."

How do you respond?

>>13525765
>>13525771
Close enough. It's a Cavalry unit that heals others and Unicorns are known for being horses with healing magic.

Ride the horse, do it now.

Horsepussy isn't wrong if she has the power to create love instead of hate, right?

>So much hate happening this early in the thread.

This thread is in desperate need of a Unicorn.

When the last eagle flies, over the last crumbling mountain
And the last lion roars, at the last dusty fountain
In the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and worn...
They will stare unbelieving, at the Last Unicorn!

When the first breath of winter, through the flowers is icy
And you look to the north, where the pale moon is rising
And it seems like all is dying, and will leave the world to mourn...
In the distance hear the laughter, of the Last Unicorn; I'm Alive!

I'm Alive!

>>12818844

>Not being celibate
>Not having a chaste marriage with your one, true soul mate