/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Red Alert 3 Theme: Soviet March – Literal translation from the Russian

Our Soviet Union subjugates the whole world
Like a gigantic bear from the East.
The sheep wander aimlessly, without any cause,
Yet the Soviet bear's on the hunt.

Our brotherhood's a good life, Our generosity is without compare.
All those with us are strong,
All those against us, beware.
It'd be a shame if we had hardships.

To all those around us, it's not worth your while
If we were to turn you to ashes.
We thank you profoundly, and bow to you deeply,
From the mightiest nation in all the world.

I mean, honestly, 1:05 in the fucking morning. Think you can maybe chill out a little?

Maybe you could, I dunno, take up flower arranging? Something to get your mind off all the hate?

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I think you should just stay in the shed and nap.

>>4593693

>I was under the impression that /jp/ was full of total wizards at this.

/jp/ likes to talk a lot of shit.

I can't believe this fucking game gives you a bad end for using a continue. What the fuck.

Then you can't skip the credits to go straight back to the title screen.

AND IF YOU'RE RUNNING FULLSCREEN YOU CAN'T JUST ALT TAB UNTIL IT'S OVER. THE CREDITS WAIT FOR YOU AND START AGAIN WHERE THEY LEFT OFF.

FUCK YOU, ZUN.

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Unsure, where do I insert the penis? I only see the mouth.