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>>39709052
Pens are sexy!

>>39100936
What would be the one thing a demon could put in her contract that would have you sign it without even reading the rest?

Say the portals open. Monstergirls come into our world and change it into a better, less fucked up place but you can also cross over into their fantasy world. How many of you anons are staying here vs going to their world? And if you do leave, where would you go- somewhere like Lescatie, or a pharaoh's kingdom, or would you just fuck off into the wilderness to live almost entirely alone with your wife?

ignore the demon, she's just taking notes.

>>37155192
The best

>>34559541
Wouldn't "mom" set them off more?

>>34339045
>Okay listen kid if you want to get out of this you're going to do exactly what I say. Now when the Judge asks your motivation you tell them "I just wanted a buff papillon, hence the protein"

>>26287613
Thanks bro

Studies have shown most men don't actually know what they want, so let's try a simple word association to better gauge which MG is best for you.

Read each word and respond with the first word that pops into your head.
>Soft
>Sharp
>Big
>Hot
>Breast
>Tail
>Foot
>Mouth
>Eye
>Hand

>>23075992
>-purchase items without their waifu's knowledge and permission?
No, men could buy condoms and sneak-wear it on them during sex in the dark and combat their waifu's will to procreate
>-vote?
No, this country is a MONSTERS's responsibility, not yours. Your waifu knows what's better for you and her community
>-have credit card or loans in their own name?
No, your waifu will take care of your monetary requirements to afford goods and services that are available for men.
>-prosecute their waifu or soon-to-be-waifu for rape?
No, rape is a scientifically proven to be a healthy activity for monsters and men will start liking it during the rape anyways
>-claim equal pay for doing the same work as monsters?
No, men are far weaker and unable to do grueling tasks that monsters can excel at with no hassle in comparison.
>-own property on the same term as monsters?
No, that is seen as an opportunity to strengthen the oppressive defenses towards the monster sisterhood. plus, men are property.
>-and be outside past their legally-registered curfew that's been set by their waifus?
No, all husbands need to be within the premises of their waifu's home to ensure their safety and sexual availability when needed.

>>22501314
>Human Rights
Good joke anon

>>21693553
Easy contract so probably happy.

Looks like this thread is done for.
Anything you want to confess before the next one?

>While monsters often have particular work they are notably skilled at, they will often also assist in whatever job/work their husband happens to have. (source: Kenkou’s Japanese Q and A).

So Anon, does your waifu have a job? Can she help you with your job?

"Are the terms to your satisfaction?"