/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10062256
I love myself.

You guys actually think anyone wants to hire some faggot from /jp/ without a degree? I mean, outside of minimum-wage part time work that absolutely sucks.

>Learning Japanese

Why don't you fucking nerds learning something useful?

>>9148475

What exactly is the difference between real and fake happiness? Do you think real happiness in eternal? Everything is in a state of flux, just enjoy what you can when you can.

>>9050086

One less nerd in the world, nerd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6W8zsCaf5o

>>8930043

>At parties or when at the pub with friends

lol what a faggot

You guys really think they're going to give a shit if your stuff is encrypted? They'll just plant shit on you or pretend they broke it and supplement their own evidence.

>that feel when you have no frenulum, and don't have to worry about anything while wanking

Sure, I wish I had my foreskin, but at least my jew doctor did a good job chopping up my dick.

>>8583015

It's a system of voluntary exchanges (arguable) for a very short period of time. Have you not been paying attention to this cycle? Such simplistic and idealistic notions of capitalism are what got us into this economic mess.

Communism is no better, before you call me a pinko or some shit, but they are both unrealistic and idiotic extremes. Mixed-market economies are the only economies that can possibly have any stability.

/jp/ is where /a/ goes to take a dump after a long day; only the connoisseurs of feces and flatulence find /jp/ to be a special place.

>>8528015

Sounds pretty sweet to me; I wish arranged marriages were the norm. I just want someone to cook me food, wash my clothes, clean the house, etc. And isn't a morbidly obese, hideous ogrecunt.

Ideal love is non-existent, and fades with time.

Do you want a robocunt who's only feature is an attractive coat of paint and the ability to make you feel "that feel", which has no guarantee of lasting ? Or do you want a REAL robocunt, one that has a dishwashing module, cooking software and included equipment, laundry-o-matic functions, and a lifetime guaranteed warranty?

A woman's looks and your feelings for her will both fade and/or transform over time. The ability to make cakes and sandwiches improves with age.

>>8286101

Saten-anon is always lewd~

Thats why I love him and want to slobber all over his cock

How badly do you want to suck a cock, /jp/?

>>8233982

>asspussy

That word always makes me so horny

>>8164293
>people who rarely work out tend to have a lot of toxic neurochemicals piled up and see the world through a used coffee filter. The positive chemicals aren't coming and the negative aren't going away.

What kind of fucking dumbass would say tha-

>PE Instructor

Oh, nevermind.