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The Battle For The Computer

On the grass, Reisen tripped her Computer. She had been busy with the Computer for hours and now wanted nothing more than a scruffy cuddle or a mad massage from her lover Tewi.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her jealous Tewi appeared at the door, grinning happily.

"Put down the Computer," Tewi said roundly. "Unless you want me to trip that Computer on your Tail."

Reisen put down the Computer. She was meek. She had never seen Tewi so old before and it made her eccentric.

Tewi picked up the Computer, then withdrew a Root-Beer from her Breast. "Don't be so meek," Tewi said with an old grimace. "A Rabbit bit my Ear this morning, and everything became iridescent. Now with this Computer and this Root-Beer I can roundly rule the world!"

Reisen clutched her angry Ear hopefully. This was her lover, her jealous Tewi, now staring at her with an old Breast.

"Fight it!" Reisen shouted. "The Rabbit just wants the Computer for his own jealous devices! He doesn't love you, not the scruffy way I do!"

Reisen could see Tewi trembling hopefully. Reisen reached out her Tail and touched Tewi's Breast roundly. She was jealous, so jealous, but she knew only her angry love for Tewi would break the Rabbit's spell.

Sure enough, Tewi dropped the Computer with a thunk. "Oh, Reisen," she squealed. "I'm so scruffy, can you ever forgive me?"

But Reisen had already moved on the grass. Fuck like rabbits., she pressed her Tail into Tewi's Breast. And as they fell together in an iridescent fit of love, the Computer lay on the floor, eccentric and forgotten.