/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wow, #bunbunmaru is officially worse than #/jp/ and even /jp/.

She's an ok slut.

>>2863583
There's no correlation between hair color and promiscuity, as evidenced by this image.

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You can count the number of touhous Yuka is paired with on one hand, and unlike Aya or Sanae, she doesn't interact regularly with humans.

I'm a secondary touhou fan, /jp/.

And touhous want to fuck secondary fans. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That touhou you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to girls who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up in your dreams to cry about how Marisa hasn't visited her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot touhoe who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The NEET you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

Well, at least your high scores will always keep you company.

I went to a strip club the other night and watched sluts in various states of undress dance. I was aroused despite myself.

Has this ever happened to you, /jp/? I know that we all know better than to be attracted to whores on an intellectual level, but sometimes the mind overcomes the body.

>>2651150
Slut

Slut thread?

>>1483071
Now that that's out of the way, here is my favorite picture of Aya

\SHAMEIMARU!!/

>>1023367
Pretty sure that already happens, in ZUN's alcohol-fuelled brainstorms anyway. How else would Aya keep giving him blowjobs?

Hey guys, did someone say whore thread?

So which toohoo was Nero Chaos again?

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