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>>12390410

>>12058143

>>11561868

I got rid of depression with this method.

Now you can too!

Are you catching the bus soon, /jp/? You don't want to miss it again.

Goodbye.

How does /jp/ intend to go to gensokyo? I just ordered my tank and mask.

Are you catching the bus soon, /jp/? You don't want to miss it again.

Always have these. It's standard equipment for every neet.

>>9334822

>>9145732
You think he was referring to putting a big canister of helium of the room and just letting it loose? There's obviously a mask involved.

>>9049287

I can't tell if you're trolling, or just new, but here's /jp/'s approved solution, if you're so inclined.

If you're going to kill yourself, do it right.

I recommend a helium diet.

What's it like to die /jp/?

That feel when you get denied.

Hopefully you at least have enough for this instead, when the time comes.

The helium asphyxiation doctor is in.

Remember /jp/, Gensokyo is only a 100 dollars away.

>>8914256
please die

>>8895501
Helium Asphyxiation.

The air burst thing is a scare story. Just don't be a retard with a can of compressed gas, that's all.

I vouch for the helium method.

>>8864845
Well best we can do is methods from observation. What we can observe is methods that work against methods that don't work.
Hanging is probably the easiest overall. So long as the rope is strong, the knot tight, and the thing you tie it to strong enough to support your weight, you can't really fuck it up.


Asphyxiation is noted for its extreme lethality in industrial settings- atmospheres without oxygen are common in the chemical industry, and deaths happen in twos.
Someone goes into the room, not knowing the atmosphere, and collapses and dies. Just like that.
then someone else comes in to see what's wrong and he dies as well.
You know what's surprising about asphyxiation? You'd expect that you'd last as long as you can hold your breathe, but that's not what happens. You pass out immediately.

>>8655488
Takes a lot more work than you think it does, and requires precautions to make sure you don't mess it up. Spoken from experience and having read the PDF twice and seen the video that goes along with it.

Easiest and most effective method, get ready to spend $100-$120. Picture provides instructions.

Tons of "quick and easy" methods are easy to mess up, or can be extremely painful. Hanging, Potassium Cyanide, Charcoal Burning (CO buildup in a sealed room), Toilet Cleaner mixed with an activator. Exit Bags (Downers + Alcohol + turkey oven bag with elastic).... is really freaking scary and difficult to make seal be strong.

Just go with CPAP, and get release. I envy you.