/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till i myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange kind of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborer's hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. such an abounding affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking them in their eyes sentimentally; as if to say - Oh! my dear fellow human beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill humor or envy? Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.
Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm forever!