/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33121725
There's always a chance.

>>22436712

>>21746689
I'll raise you.

>Sadistic master roleplaying streamer catering to unattached Kikimoras
I can hear the blushing and sighs from here

Rare Monster Grills are BEST monster grills.

>>16187885
How would that be a problem? The Kiki's wouldn't be seeing me that much. I'll just be giving them their new assignments and a pat on the shoulder for the job well done.

Would it be cheaper to order a mexican Kiki instead of getting the usual contract at a maid center?

>>15756625
>Ultra rare brown Kiki
I say you have good taste, freend.

>>15572419
She's not as cute as a brown Kikimora

>>15445510

>>15136629
That's not a shiny Kiki.

It's an abomination concocted from the evil side of science.

>>15050550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj57zA7fKEQ

>>15050554
Original Kiki is old news.

>>14537497
Thank you Master!

Could I get a hug too?


>>14537515
Good that you wish to improve Master! But you must understand that your mind is tired at this time. You simply can't learn as much right now, so why not crawl into your warm bed and call it a day?

I'll have a good breakfast and your drawing equipment ready first thing in the morning Master!

>>14537477
You misunderstand the situation anon. Master asked for me much earlier, but i'm only responding now. Master might already have finished his task! I am only recommending him to give it a little more for his new tasks tommorow!

>>14537578
I only want what is good for you Master! I only wish for you to make the most of yourself. For you to be capable of being proud at yourself.

All I ask is for you to listen to me and occasionly follow my advice. I can't force you my Master, but that won't stop me from trying to help you!

>>14531403
1) 24
2) Nothing atm, used to be a Resident Advisor at my university's international student dorm (just graduated with a BA in Political Science)
2a) US State Department, Navy Intel Officer
3) Tough question, but Kikimoras are pretty adorable
3a) Maids are top cute

>>14444794
You can have mamono friends and still be pure!

Away with ye villainous anon, away!

>>13843036
I still don't understand why Kikimora's fall under the wolf family. They have feathers, scales and dog ears. Where is the wolf part?

What kind of uniform would your Kiki wear?

>>13704793
This Kiki does not float. She's been learning to swim though.

>>13704885
Don't worry about it anon. She just wants to make sure that you stay warm. That's why she sleeps in the same bed at you! It's also easier for her to inspect you for your health too.

>>13704832
Please do not pluck the Kiki.

>>13704822
Good man.

>>13681290
I have that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdhNkv4ryuM This feels so familiar.

> Wake up in the middle of the night, stomach growling.
> New maid has forced me onto a diet, wont even let me finish any of the junk food I already had bought, except as treats for when I do something she approves off.
> Keeps guilting me from eating it, looking at me with tears in the corners of her bright eyes.
> unfair really.
> Get out of bed and head to the kitchen.
> Maybe you'll have just a little, tiny slice of cake, just to get asleep. And Maybe some chips, just a few. Need to wash it down, maybe a soda? Yeah, a soda.
> Tip-toe to the refrigerator, mouth already salivating a bit.
> She'll never have to know, I'll be in and out.
> As I open it, hear the sound of liquids being slowly poured into a cup.
> Mouth drops in terror, as my eyes slowly pan up.
> Sitting onto of the refrigerator, her legs crossed and her dress perfectly smooth, is the Kikimora.

>>13477229
I disagree anon. A roomba is something you gift a Kiki telling her it's over or that you are divorcing her.

If you want to tell a Kiki that there are more important things in life, you either show her directly in the bedroom or you put a ring on her finger. Preferably both, in any order.

>>13434366
But it's so hard anon. She is always in the same room as me cleaning, and is often close to me. Her smell is so sweet and intoxicating. I sometimes wonder if she uses Alraune parfume.

And the sounds anon, let's not forget the sounds. She sleeps in the room next to me and I can hear it every dam night. I think it's my name she is moaning, but that couldn't be. A maid lusting for her Master? That is unheard off.

>>13434368
You say that, but it's my own underwear that goes missing. I had to buy serveral extra pairs in the weeks. She always gives me some excuse that they were "too old" or damaged. Besides her underwear is always on top of the laundry bin, and i've even occasionly found her underwear in my study and near my bed.

I don't know what to do anymore!

>>13255526
This sounds wonderfull. Kikimora's truly are olev.