/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46223981
Shoo ugly snek shoo

I love Pharaohs!

>>42637694
That would actually be me keyboard warrior posting on 4mon while my glorious pharaoh is sunbathing.

>>40461330
>momsterfucker
Haha that's me!

>>40328452
>Pharaohs are irresistible
Yep

>>39230634
>queenz

"Come."

Hey kid
Come here

>>35963652
But you are perfectly safe and loved with the Pharaoh. Why would you want to be rescued?

Come.

>>35930331
>tfw you will never be a pharaoh's adopted slave son (and future husband)

>"Come, boy."

>"Come."

>You spent how much on Yugioh cards!? That's the third time this week! You know what... I'm not even to going to use the voice this time, you deserve to be raped normally
>also I'm going to have a talk with that apophis that runs the hobby shop about fuelling addictions

>>35510624
Mean old pharaohs are for worship!

Chocolate tits

Love me Pharaoh
'ate the heat

Simple as

>>34452278
>>Gives a new meaning to "cup-bearer"
>pharaohs cupbearer anon
>expert at sniffing out poison and has foiled many plots both by apophis and others
>pouring out the morning wine when anon notices some discolouration
>alerts the pharaoh that there may be apophis venom in her drink but he needs to make sure
>takes a sip and swishes the liquid around in his mouth without swallowing
>pharaoh asks if it was apophis and anon spits the liquid out and answers yes
>pharaoh tells him to double check
>as anon obliges the pharaoh stands then grabs his head and forces her tongue into his mouth
>anon is so shocked he can't prevent some of the concoction from spilling into her mouth which she greedily swallows or spits back into his mouth
>when the mouthful of venom wine is gone the pharaoh tells her cupbearer they need to hurry and finish breakfast
>and to set the rest of the corrupted drink aside for later when he's going to receive a reward for his continued loyalty
Alternatively a crueler pharaoh would force her cupbearer to drink the entire jug of wine "just to make sure" then dickthrone him during court, or even make him share it with one of the servant girls then lock them in a room together until lunchtime where the entire process repeats itself.

>anon is declared the Pharaoh's Food taster and Cupbearer
>she actually does have magic for detecting poison but she likes having an excuse to share indirect kisses with anon every day

>>33736759
Same

>>33697084
That is pretty nice. Gushing over Pharaohs is fun because they feel comfortably familiar despite their obvious exoticism. I can't imagine being treated like a pharaoh the way I think of them, it would make me spill a constant stream of sphagetti

>>33348166
> Anon is possessed by the ghost of an ancient god-queen who helps him win at children's card games
>Somewhere deep within a pyramid buried beneath the sands a ruler of a lost kingdom is schlicking herself to sleep every night as she grooms her future husband to rule at her side

>>32938954
I kind of want an edit of this video with a pharaoh getting her head massaged and melting

>>32164686
That's alright, not really a big fan of feet though.
>Trying to write some boring essay, begin spacing out
>Pharoah comes over without making a sound, tan arms wrap around my neck as her hair slides down alongside her arms causing a tingling sensation
>Can't see her face but can feel her. She asks how it's going as her lips slightly brush my ear and a slight pressure from her breasts pressing into my back
>Fine, "Okay well keep at it", Yes ma'am
>Slowly slides her arms and hair off as she pads away
Wouldn't even need her god voice to keep me going