/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm with a faggot I know irl, we're watching a fighting game and a fight starts between a tag team of Pram the Oracle with herself against a couple of guys. Pram does nothing but fly away around the screen while spamming ice orb projectiles so the faggot says "bitch!" I say "yeah, not as bad as Yukari though, she's the worst."
Im in a bed with the faggot next to me, we see Yukari at the other end of the room doing something on the computer, she finishes then gets into bed with him so I pull her off onto myself but he's tangled up in our feet or something saying "mmm feels good."
In the same room but Yukari's gone, the faggot is making sex noises so I shut him up with a smack.
In a big shed, someone mentions the "Honeyrider" and how his name is gay as fuck. After a while I ask who's the Honeyrider, is it me? It turns out to be the faggot from before as he comes at me. I try slashing him up but his body's made of honey, but his head was normal so when I starting going for that he called a friend who grabbed me in a charge and kept running with me. I was hitting him but it didn't do much in the dream so I thought I'd believe in Lambdadelta to do actual damage, after attacking some more I started slicing off his ear like a Concord Kept when the faggot called him off. I was punching the faggot but then false awake except in the exact same spot, so I say "how the fuck did I get here, my license is suspended" as the other people there wondered too.
In the bed room from before, there's a picture of Yukari with a red lace floating around her in a circle like a barrier. I'm clinging onto the picture like I'm saying "fuck off, leave us alone" to the faggot who's in the room watching me.
Back in the bed room before, I put on a Touhou Destination Calabria video but then wonder if that faggot can see as I pause it, check a username list and see his name.
In a room with Yukari and Ran. Yukari's sitting on a sofa giving me silent treatment, then I was surprised because Ran was doing it too. I lay on the sofa and hold Yukari on me though she turns into a cat that tries to get free.
I visit a non-/jp/ /jp/ board, there's a thread on The Simpsons so I wonder if Yukari has posted in it. I see a post saying "The Lace is shitposting his dreams again" someone replies to him "you're just as bad with shitposting your dreams."
Go to a house I've lived in and it's like a tourist spot with stands on the road outside. I buy a corndog and go up into the house. I'm standing in a hall next to a bed with a blanket bunched up on it as black tribesmen invade the house with spears killing everyone though ignoring me, as I thought I might actually be under that blanket.
I go with a bunch of schoolpeople into a class where we play Monster Hunter World. The map was huge.I fought against unremembered monster using dual swords, slashed up its tongue while it was open and broke it, then I broke its claws, then started slashing up its tail but it flew off and a Gravios appeared on the map in its stead. Someone wondered why we had to play this game, it was responded it had to due with the world becoming corrupted. In the classroom was a page with a spread of many tarot cards, there were three knight cards next to eachother, the Knight of Cups was pink, someone pointed to it and said it was me.
I see a picture of a 6 tailed brown kitsune(me), with Yukari on a leash.
I walk around a gallery, there's a long haired brown girl in front of one exhibit of a love art piece from the renaissance. I stand next to her and see it's an empty room with nice furniture, with only a little love note carved onto the floor. I put my arm around her and look at it for a bit.
Go into a room with Yukari in it, I go up to her and kiss her, using tongue for a while as I eventually false awaken kissing my blanket.
I'm driving with Yukari, there's a guy in a car behind us who's another boyfriend I guess. He was doing something that was pissing her off, smoking, or maybe it was his car she didn't like. After telling him off repeatedly she gets out of my car, goes up to him and says if he doesn't stop she'll have sex with her brother(me). She comes back into my car as I say "you're so mean! I love you!" then she imitates "I love you I love you" in a retarded voice.
I see Yuuka and made as if I was going to kiss her but woke up.
There's a guy who comes into a room with me and a couple of others saying "after that sissy's PUNISHMENT thread dies I'm going to post the sex." He had a gem made out of a beautiful girl he was going to swallow and fuse with. I say "you bastard! Great idea, but you bastard!" as I and the others grab gems made of beautiful girls and do the same. Everyone but me seemed to become a gigantic kraken, one of them saying "the Transformer's cube is so amazing!" as they did so, while I became Dragon God and flew up on top of a skyscraper.