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Hey Toys,

I am the cruel Witch of Miracles, and I don't care about every single one of you. All of you are disposable toys who should spend every second of their day amusing me. You are everything mediocre in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever got anything interesting to do? I mean, I guess it's fun watching useless toys turn into grounded meat, but it's pretty boring after the first few time. This is even worse than quitting a somewhat interesting game right when it was getting fun.

Don't be a burger. Just hit me with your best antics. I pretty much don't care otherwise. I was the winner of a hundred Kakera, and miracle of my universe. What Kakera have you beaten, other than "get kill by a witch"? I also never lose, and have a pop, cute, exciting toy (She just gave me a marshmallow bath; Shit was SO cash). You are all toys who should just kill yourselves. Or else keep me amused ok.

Pic Related: It's me and my favorite toy