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Every Witch down in Witchville liked Witchmas a lot,
but Battler, who lived on Rokkenjima, did not.
Battler hated Witches - the whole Witchmas season.
Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his cross was too tight.
Or maybe his hair was, to him, too birdlike.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
may have been that his bombs were two sizes too small.