/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10535552

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Reminder to weabs:

This is what Japan thinks of you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYuYkPgDkk

>>10075651
You forgot your pic.

>>9865949

What's going on in this thread?

>>9134502
It's pseudo

who NEET here

who NEET here

>>8662400
Zoophilia you say?

NEETO?

>>8630868

>>8558906

happy birthday

>get done with ballet and gymnastics class
>mom comes to pick me up
>due to my intense sweating from not the class, but my immense girth, I ask mom if she can make a quick stop at McDonalds so I can get a large chocolate shake
>get up to the window
>mom order shake
>I smirk and scream "And two 50 piece nuggets to as well"
>mom is pissed, slaps me with spaghetti, but at least I'll get some delicious nuggets
>she pays for the food, employee looks at me with spaghetti in my lap, sauce on my hair and face, and winks
>employee pulls out spaghetti from his pocket, and gives me a wink saying "Spaghetti Brotherhood shall not falter"
>get chocolate shake, nuggets
>proceed to eat all the nuggets
>I'm on my last nugget, it falls on the floor
>start screaming non-sensically, yelling, banging my head against the window
>open window, throw out chocolate shake, but not before sticking my dick in and ejaculating
>scream to passers-by "NO NUGGET LEFT BEHIND"
>scurry about the bottom of my mom's AMC Pacer, looking for the lost nugget
>find used condoms, birth control pills, cocaine, weed pipes, m&ms (which I promptly stick into my adipose filled face
>finally, I find the nugget
>it has semen and shit on it
>exclaim to no one in particular "For this nugget of mine was dead and is alive again; it was lost and is found."
>name the nugget Timonthy
>get back home
>family is all there waiting
>it's my 30th birthday
>they threw a surprise party
>spaghetti falls from the roof onto my head as a joke
>i run into my pokemon themed bedroom in tears, shitting myself all the way there

I know where you live, Sudo.

>>8187887

>>8173166

Are you sure you don't own a pig? Because it would make a perfect companion for you.

Maybe the great one will even grace us with his presence, wouldn't that be lovely?